You receive a record in the mail, and decide to play it. This summons the devil, who’s plotting to take your precious beer. He takes your beer, but in the process cust off your hand for trying to stop him, but wait! As he is leaving you slice off his hand, and attach his hand to your wrist, following him to his domain. There you are, a redneck with a hand of a devil, with the ability to use different powers to get through maps as fast as you possibly can, without dying.
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